I'm So Alternative

from Letters by Crash Basket

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Meanness and spite can be fun. Maybe someday i'll annotate this one; roughly every line has a specific poseur target.

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I'm so alternative
Check my punk rock sneer
Copped it from a pictorial
In "Maximum" late last year

I'll smash my gear on cue
I've done this all before
Got the spot marked
Right here on the floor

I'm ultra-fast, and ultra-cool
And I'm so much smarter than you

I'm so alternative
How ya like my pout?
Just like that guy from Boston
I wore that record out

You know Neil Diamond
Could be king today
I always kinda liked
Gary Puckett anyway

I'm ultra-fast, and ultra-cool
And I'm so much smarter than you

I'm so alternative
Your feeble brain wouldn't understand
Now pardon me while I pontificate
On everything that's wrong about your band

I hate the stars so much
I named my album after them
I wish I never had to do
An interview again (quote me)

I'm ultra-fast, and ultra-cool
And I'm so much smarter than you